Ill Film Night: Pick The Flick Contest #1
Distracted Easily? Impatient? A Huge Deuchcock? (skip this section) That's right, I'm back. Vincenzo Valentine, aka the great Vinny V, once again lowers my standards and returns to the cesspool of talent called Illiterate. For what reason do I grace this puke bowl of regurgitated schlock and derivative drivel with my presence? Why would I once again waste my valuable time interacting with a bunch of circus freak creative hacks like you? Go f*$# yourselves, that's why. For those of you who know me from my days running the Illiterate Caption Contest-- you disgust me like a festering puss bubble, and I'd like nothing more than for my four year old son Little Anthony to p...Read more